Martial Arts Funny Anecdotes

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Comment by Gary Stevens on March 10, 2010 at 5:50pm

I had a 3 year old student, who on Ash Wednesday, when the priest made a move toward his forehead, raised his arm in a blocking move and gave a yell.

Comment by Rômulo Diogo de Sousa Junior on March 5, 2010 at 12:32pm

My friend Daniel Pinto Sensei, when he was married, the priest asked if he accepted the bride as a wife and he replied:
-OSS
It is then that he realized that he was not in the gym and said:
-Agree.
THIS IS WHAT IS BEING ADDICTED IN KARATE!

Comment by Rômulo Diogo de Sousa Junior on March 5, 2010 at 7:45am

GOSTEI OF THIS COMMUNITY IS ALWAYS GOOD HUMOR ...

Comment by Gary Stevens on May 25, 2009 at 8:53am

I invite you to write about any funny or interesting events that you experienced in your martial arts life. Read the ones below and if they amuse you then think about contributing to the amusement of others. Thanks - GS

Comment by Gary Stevens on April 8, 2009 at 8:51am

Comment by Gary Stevens on February 14, 2009 at 7:32am

To win one hundred victories in one hundred battles is not the highest skill. To subdue the enemy without fighting is the highest skill.
- Sun Tsu

Comment by Ron Knueppel on January 8, 2009 at 4:58pm

I was explaining to my new students how if they misbehave in class they will be do pushups, 10 for the first offense, 20 second time, 30 for the next one, etc.
My youngest student (4 yrs old) was listening intently and then said "Excuse me sir?" I replied "Yes Sir, Mr Aydan what did you need?" He stood at his best attention stance and declared..."I can'ts count to 30 Sir..."

Comment by Gary Stevens on December 21, 2008 at 6:39pm

You think you're powerful, cause you can break a board. ha ha

Comment by Gary Stevens on December 21, 2008 at 6:34pm

I had a 5 year old student named David. David was of Russian dIssent and spoke both English and Russian fluently.

One day a new student joined the class, also from Russia but he didn't speak a word of English. David's mother told him to be the translator for me. David was quite proud to receive this honor.

When we were doing our blocking drill George, the new student had the wrong hand up. I asked David to tell George "to switch hands in Russian". David, proudly turned to George and said, "George switch your hands in Russian." Of course he said it in English.

None of the parents could stop laughing.

Comment by Gary Stevens on December 21, 2008 at 5:23pm

DEATH BY SUICIDE

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